Bottomless Pits........

Some unspecified homo sapiens of the male gender got it through their heads today that if they sat adjacent to the teacher, then they would get picked to go out and play floor hockey first. It really was a phenomon, considering that they never really got anything else. So my friend and I developed a theory called the bottomless pit theory. Think of stupidity as one. Some people are far from the edge. Some are toeing the line. Others are dangling by a finger, and others are peering over the edge and being pushed in by their friends. Still others are already on their way to the proverbial bottom. This being said, my question is:
Where do you think you are in terms of the pit theory?
Most of the people are either far from the edge, or toeing the line. I don't have much of a grasp about what's happening to those who are being pushed in by their friends, but I imagine that it would go something like this.
Person: (is standing twenty feet away from the edge of a bottomless pit)
Friend comes along: Hey, I know what's at the bottom of the pit
Person: You do? (moves closer until inches away from the edge)
Friend: Yeah, come closer and I'll show you.
Person moves closer to the edge, and friend creeps up from behind: I don't see anything
Friend pushes person over: Well, you'll see it better from down there
I can't dream up of anyone stupid enough to let any person do that to them, but there must be or this theory wouldn't work out well.
This might as well be the shortest blog entry ever, but I don't have much time left. I got passed one page of my story (pat on the back), but you're still stuck with this until I get at least 50 more pages. Haha. I have a feeling this idea will blow over pretty soon. That's how most of them go. No, seriously. Some people are capable of having messed up logic, I know, but hey, I didn't think that we would be able to stand up on two legs if I were alive about one million years ago.  Have you ever looked at a person when you were five and wondered how someone so addle brained would fit Darwin's theory of evolution so that they are no longer primordial beasts? These are my two questions of the day.

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